So, my daughter JJ was once featured on the Prairie Home Companion annual joke show. She was about ten, and her joke was about introducing hamburgers, the punchline was "meat Patty." Anyway, JJ missed the joke show this year (it was last weekend) but had hoped we listened carefully, since she loves jokes, especially bad ones. We didn't. But she has some new jokes in her repertoire. This morning she emailed me this one from college in Anchorage:
Q: What does your father do for a living?
A: He's a magician. He saws people in two.