Submitted by Heather on Sun, 05/11/2014 - 13:13
"You hear a lot of dialogue on the death of the American family. Families aren't dying. They're merging into big conglomerates."- Erma Bombeck
And.. a word of advice to mothers of all stripes from my Mother's Day card: "It's all fun and games until someone winds up in a cone."
Happy Mother's Day from our conglomerate to yours.